1.01

Piper: (Reading the inscription on the back of the spirit board) "To my three beautiful girls. May this give you the light to find the shadows. The power of three will set you free. Love, Mom." - We never did figure out what this inscription meant.
Prue: Well, maybe we should send it to Phoebe. That girl is so in the dark, maybe a little light will help.

Piper: You're always so hard on her.
Prue: Piper, the girl has no vision, no sense of the future

Piper: I really think Phoebe's coming around.

Prue: As long as she doesn't come around here I guess it's good news.

Piper: Hey, I have a great idea. Why don't I make a fabulous reunion dinner.
Prue: I'm not hungry.
Phoebe: I ate on the bus.
Piper : Ok we'll try the group hug later

Piper:  Hey, that's my boyfriend, Jeremy. What happened?
Phoebe: Oh, some woman got whacked.
Piper:  Whacked? Oh, Phoebe you stayed in New York way too long.

Phoebe: Why didn't you tell Prue I was coming back?                                      

Piper: And risk her changing the locks? I don't think so.

Phoebe: I forgot your question.
Piper: I asked if Prue was going to have sex with someone other than herself this year.
Phoebe: That's disgusting. Please say yes.

Prue: Don't you think you're overreacting? We are perfectly safe here!
Piper: Don't say that! In horror movies the person who says that is always the next to die!

Phoebe: According to the Book of Shadows, one of our ancestors was a witch, named Melinda Warren.
Piper: And we have a cousin who's a drunk, an aunt who's manic, and a father who's invisible.

 Piper: I get so turned on when you talk about food.
Jeremy: Hamburgers, pizza...

Piper: Open your fortune cookie.
Jeremy: Okay. Soon you will be on top.
Piper: It doesn't say that.
Jeremy: Yes, it does.
Piper: Let me see.
Jeremy: Is that a bad thing?

Prue: Oh my god. So I can move things with my mind?

Phoebe: With how much you hold inside you should be a leathal weapon by now.

1.02

Darryl: (to Andy) Well, better tell your sweetie to lock the doors tonight.

1.05

Piper: So, what's up?
Phoebe: I, uh, I found this spell. "How to attract a lover".
Piper: No, Phoebe. Forget it. We’re not casting any spells.
Phoebe: Come on. There must be more to our powers than warlock wasting. I’m ready to have some fun with our magic.
Piper: No. No personal gain, remember?
Phoebe:How is it personal gain, if we're using our powers to bring happiness to another person. And in my case lots and lots of happiness

1.09

Piper: But aren't we, like, raising the dead? What if she's all...
Phoebe:  I read The Book of Shadows very carefully. She will come back as a real live person, flesh and blood. She will have her powers too. Our powers. [picks up a knife]
Piper: What's that for?
Phoebe: Well, the spell works by blood calling blood, so it shouldn't hurt... much.
[Phoebe cuts her finger with the knife]
Phoebe: I lied, I lied. Okay, come on guys. It'll be just like the summer by the lake. Remember when we made a oath blood to be friends forever, not just sisters?
Piper: I remember my finger got infected
Prue: [Prue takes the knife off of Phoebe and stabs her finger] Ow. Yeah, but the oath worked.
[Prue hands the knife to piper]
Piper: And I couldn't go in the water for three weeks. Don't hand me that knife.
Prue: How are you gonna cut yourself?
Piper: I'm not.
Phoebe: Piper...
Piper: I can't stand the sight of blood.
Prue: Evil beings have blown up in our attic...
Phoebe: Disintegrated to dust right before our very eyes...
Prue: And you're afraid of a little drop of blood?
Piper: Fine, just cut my finger.
[holds out her hand to Phoebe]
Piper: [Piper covers her eyes and Phoebe stabs the knife in her finger] Ow!

Melinda: How do you keep your legs warm?
Prue: We drink coffee.

1.10

Phoebe: If you ran an Employment Agency, wouldn't you want me?
Prue: Maybe, but I'd definitely want my suit back.
Phoebe: No, this is part of your old wardrobe. I'm just recycling.
Prue: Well, the environment thanks you.
Phoebe: But, take it off, I know, I know.
(later at quake)
Piper: Hey, how was the concert?
Phoebe: The best. It was amazing.
Prue: Still recycling. I see.

1.18

Piper: (talking to Josh over the phone) Hello? No, it's alright I'm always up this early. What's that? My horoscope said that? Oh well, that's a shame 'cause I have to work Friday night. Yep, Saturday too.
[...]
Piper: I - I've got to go now, but thanks for calling though. - Yeah, well, I gotta go to work. I'll be there all day - and all night. Yep, gotta go, bye. (she hangs up)
Phoebe: Okay, you know what? It's your life, if you wanna be a nun, God speed.

Prue: Hey, you know what? The next time the Quake does a food pantry why don't you call some guys?
Piper: Yeah, I'll just go through my handy guy rolodex.
Phoebe: Which I believe now stops a 'J' for Josh or is it 'B' for boyfriend?
(a few nuns walk by)
Piper: Now they have the right idea!
Phoebe: Who, the nuns?!
Piper: Yep, nice safe environment.
Phoebe:Yeah, if you like monks!
Piper: Stress free, no need to worry about guys,... no wardrobe.
Phoebe: No wardrobe? Okay, now you're scaring me.
Prue: (grins)

Josh: I would like a glass of Clara Jenson please. Ninety three if you got it.
Piper: (turns arround) Josh!
Josh: Good start! You recognized me.
Piper: What are you doing here? This is such a surprise.
Josh: Well, I tell ya - I'm gonna cut right to the chase here. You wanna get all hot and sweaty with me?
[...]
Phoebe: Come on, it is just a work out. The worst case scenario: you're in better shape by the time you check into the nunnery.

Piper is climbing up the wall but slips and falls, Josh catches her right before she hits the ground)
Piper: Wow, talk about falling for a guy.
(He puts her down and she freezes him)
Piper: I can't believe I said that!

Piper: (angrily to herself) A little sweat, a nice steam, trip to the juice bar - I'll kill you Phoebe!

1.20

Phoebe: What was that?
Prue: Probably a zombie,...or a vampire.
Phoebe: Great! Where's Buffy when you need her?