Visiting Hell Owing To Visitiors From Hell Pt.1
Written by: Jessica Wickert
Season 9, Episode 01
Episode Number: 179
[Scene: The Bay Mirror. Phoebe's office. Phoebe's writing her column. The title is: ''Help, my ex is a stalker!“]
Phoebe: (reads aloud to herself) ''Dear Sarah, I really understand you..''(She starts remembering Cole and has a premonition. In the premonition: You see Cole grinning. The premonition ends.) Fortunately it's over.
(She turns round to look at the photograph of herself with the words ''Phoebe's finding love'' on it and smiles. Elise enters.)
Elise: Well, how's my favorite columnist?
Phoebe: Elise...
Elise: No, really. You're simply the best. I'm just worried since that story last year you might not feeling well here any more.
Phoebe: No, Elise. I promise, it was the first and only time. I'm definitely never gonna leave you. Here's my second home after my family, of course.
Elise: Nice you saying this. Well, then I don't want to disturb you any longer.
Phoebe: Oh, it's okay. Anyway, I was gonna have lunch break, now. I've got an appointment with the doctor.
Elise: Oh, I hope it's nothing bad.
Phoebe: No, it's only a check. Well, see you later then. (She leaves.)
[Scene: Street. A girl gets attacked by a demon. Paige orbs down and pushes the girl out of the path. The demon throws Paige through the air. She hits a container and falls down to the ground.The demon attacks the girl again.]
Paige: Energy ball!
(The energy ball hurls back to the demon and vanquishes him. Paige stands up. The girl walks up to her.)
Girl: Are you okay?
Paige: Yeah. It's alright. You?
Girl: I'm fine. Er...what was that just now?
Paige: A demon. (The girl is shocked.) Yeah, quite creepy, huh?
Girl: Who are you?
Paige: Well. I'm your bodyguard so-to-say. You're my charge.
Girl: Charge? But why do I need to be charged?
Paige: Well, you're something special and the demons aren't pleased about that.
Girl: So, there're gonna be even more after me?
Paige: I'm afraid so. But hey, don't worry. If they are after you again just dall my name and I'll be there. I'm Paige by the way. But don't tell anyone of me: No one.
Girl: I promise.
Paige: Fine. Now, hurry, you'll be late for school.
(The girl runs away. Suddenly Paige senses an aching inside her belly and holds it.)
[Scene: Gynaecologist Office. Waiting room. Piper and Leo enter. They see Paige sitting there and walk up to her.]
Piper: Paige, what are you doing here? We don't need to be worried, do we? (Suddenly she startles.) Are you... are you...?
Paige: Pregnant? Yeah, I am.
Leo: Congratulations.
Piper: Oh, I need a seat. (She sits down next to Paige.) Why didn't you tell us?
Paige: I didn't want to bother you because you're pregnant, too.
Piper: Oh, Paige, it doesn't bother us at all. Congratulations. (They hug.) Are you excited?
Paige: Very. And you?
Piper: It's not as exciting as the first time. Well, you could say I got used to it. But on the other hand neither Wyatt nor Chris ever told me they were going to have another brother or sister. So, it's some kind of exciting. Does Henry know?
Paige: Yeah. He's excited, too.
(Suddenly the door of the medical room opens and Phoebe comes out., crying.)
Piper: Phoebe! You're here, too? Oh my. What's wrong? Come, sit down.
(Phoebe sits down. Paige spots Phoebe's belly is bigger than usual.)
Paige: You're pregnant, too, right?
Piper: Come on, spill. Are you, Phoebe?
Phoebe: Yeah. Yeah, you're right. (to Paige) You, too?
Paige: Yeah.
Phoebe: Congratulations, Paige. (She hugs her.)
Paige: Well, why you're crying?
Phoebe: In happiness, Paige.
Piper: Oh, Phoebe, I'm happy for you. Congratulations. (She hugs her.)
Leo: Congratulations.
Paige: From me, too.
Phoebe: Thank you. (She stops crying.) I'm so happy. An own little family, everything I ever wanted.
Paige: Which month?
Phoebe: Third one. One less than Piper. And you?
Paige: Fifth week. That's so funny. We used to get PMS at the same time and now we get pregnant about the same time. (They laugh.) So, our kids are gonna be born around the same time. That's gonna be funny.
(The receptionist calls out for Paige.)
Receptionist: Paige Mathews!
Paige: Oh, I gotta go. See you, guys. (She stands up and leaves the waiting room.)
Piper/Leo/Phoebe: Bye.
Opening Credits
[Scene: Future. 2030. Manor. Attic. Wyatt and Chris enter.]
Chris: That was your craziest idea ever.
Wyatt: She asked me to. Could I've known that she'd take it up more than necessary? I thought for real big emergencies.
Chris: Unfortunately she now gives us a daily report. Do you think plans about opening up a restaurant is a real big emergency? (He looks to the floor to see a piece of paper lying under a loose floorboard. He picks it up and reads it aloud.) "Dear Wyatt and Chris, I hope you're fine." As fine as yesterday. "Maybe you already know it because you did the math, anyway I'm pregnant. Again. Thanks for never telling me I would."
Wyatt: Should we have?
Chris: No. Then we also had had to tell her what a smart-ass her third child would become. No, she should find it out by herself. Well, if she's pregnant, now, Phoebe and Paige should be, too. I'm sure Mom will tell us about it tomorrow.
Wyatt: You're right. Didn't they meet at the doctor's?
Chris: Absolutely.
Wyatt: Anything else she told?
Chris: Only that she's wondering whether it's gonna be a boy or a girl. Nothing special. (He screws the letter up and throws it into the garbage can.)
Wyatt: Hey, you can't do that.
Chris: Why not? (He grins.) You don't want to keep it, do you? We've got our own Mom here. Don't forget that.
Wyatt: I don't but it's kinda personal, right?
Chris: Well, then pick it up. Much fun. But hurry demons are waiting to get vanquished:
(He leaves. Wyatt picks the letter up out of the garbage can and puts it into his pocket.)
[Scene: Present. Magic School. Nursery. Piper and Leo enter. Wyatt and Chris are sitting on the floor, playing. Piper and Leo walk up to them. Piper takes Chris on her arm and Leo Wyatt on his.]
Leo: I'm glad you didn't put him into a normal pre-school when he was as old as Wyatt was that time.
Piper: Oh, well, I want to try this way, too. It might be better, it might not. We'll see. But in the end nobody can say they'd grown up the same way.
Leo: Is it important to you?
Piper: Very. I don't want to have two exactly equal kids. That's boring.
Leo: Future proves you're right. Soon three.
(They smile.)
Piper: Yeah. (to Wyatt) Did you hear that? You're going to have another brother or sister, ist that excitingß
Wyatt: Yeah!
Piper: (to Chris) And you. too? (Chris is silent.) Doesn't look very delighted.
Leo: He's only two years old. Give him half a year more to tell his mind.
Piper: But then it's too late.
Leo: You're looking forward to it, do you?
Piper: Yeah. I just hope my origin's going to be kept.
Leo: We'll see.
[Scene: The Bay Mirror. Phoebe's office. Phoebe enters, sits down and starts the pc.]
Phoebe: Sarah, I'm sorry fot this short advice but things changed. (She reads aloud to herself.) "Dear Sarah, I really understand you. But probably your ex is just so in love with you that he cannot let you go. Maybe you should think your relationship over again. Doesn't he really deserve a second chance? But if he gets violent go to the police." That's terrible. (She erases the text and rummages around in her archive.) "Lost love", "Find love", "Found love"... ah, "I'm pregnant and don't know what to do." Perfect. (Suddenly she has a premonition of the past. In the premonition: Phoebe's pregnant for the first time. Cole, the father of the child is standing next to her. Then he's terrorizing she and her sisters. The premonition ends.) Be finally happy, Phoebe Halliwell, you're having a baby from Coop, not from Cole. This time it'll be great.
[Scene: Café. Henry's sitting there. Paige walks up to him.]
Paige: Hi, honey. (They kiss.Paige sits down. A waitress comes to their table to take the order.) A coffee, please.
Henry: Me,too.
(The waitress walks away.)
Paige: Guess who I met at the doctor's.?
Henry: You've beeen at the doctor's? What happened? Do I need to worry? Is it about the baby?
Paige: You don't need to worry. I was just attacked by a demon when I felt an aching inside my belly but the doctor said it was nothing to worry about.
Henry: Well, you're gonna take it down a notch for your and for the baby's sake.
Paige: Yeah, but not yet. I can't just sit around and wait for the baby coming. It'll drive me mad. Well, but guess who I met.
Henry: I don't know tell me.
Paige: You didn't even try, okay. My sisters.
Henry: Oh no, don't tell me there's any demon to fight.
Paige: No, demons keep quiet. No, you know Piper's pregnant, too and Phoebe just found out that she's also.
Henry: Really? That's funny. But Leo, Coop and I, we didn't agree to that.
(She laughs.)
Paige: Thought so. Well we all became pregnant about the same time. and our kids are gonna be born around the same time. Phoebe was really upset. She was so happy that she cried. And how was your day so far?
Henry: Fine. Probation charges are good. I really think pf taking the day of before I get really bored. Care to join me?
Paige: Er... (She hears the jingle of the elders. She sighs.) Work's calling. Sorry, honey.
Henry: It's okay. Just go and save the future.
Paige: Bye, honey. (They kiss.) See you in the evening, I hope.
(She stands up, walks away, hides behind a tree and orbs out. Henry watches the orbs flying away and smiles.)
[Scene: Phoebe's loft. Phoebe enters, puts her laptop on the table and sits down on the couch. She holds her belly and closes her eyes. Suddenly she has a premonition again. In the premonition: She's evil and carrying Lucifer's child . The premonition ends. Phoebe looks up at the ceiling.)
Phoebe: What do you want to tell me? Don't I deserve my baby?
[Scene: Time lapse. Manor. Foyer. The doorbell rings. Piper answers it. Phoebe's standing outside.]
Piper: Phoebe, hi...again. What's up?
Phoebe: Nothing good believe me. (She enters.) Paige here yet?
Piper: No. Phoebe that sounds bad.
Phoebe: Yes, it is. The good old times.
(Piper shuts the door. They go past dining room into the living room. Leo's there, reading a paper.]
Leo: Phoebe? What's up?
Piper: Bad.
Leo: Oh, that sounds bad.
(Piper and Phoebe sit down. Paige orbs in.)
Paige: Hey, I came as quick as I could. (She sits down.)Spill, Pheebs, what's wrong?
Phoebe: I had apremonition. Actually two.
Leo: What did you see?
Phoebe: I saw Cole when he was my husband. and I saw myself pregnant that time I was evil and holding Lucifre's child in my arms.
Piper: But Phoebe, are you sure ...
Phoebe: Wait, I know what you want to say. I know those are all memories but I saw them in premonitions. I'm completely sure.
Paige: Do you have any idea what they could mean?
Phoebe: No. Aside from... maybe I don't deserve my baby after all I did.
Paige: Oh, Phoebe. (She hugs her.) No, it could mean anything but this. I think after all you did you really deserve your baby.
Phoebe: I hope you're right.
Piper: Don't talk rubbish, Phoebe. You do.
Leo: Well, back to the premonitions. Did Cole appear in only one ore both of them?
Phoebe: In both but I don't know why.
(Pause.)
Piper: And I hoped there was any chance of having a normal life someday.
Paige: No, chance.
Phoebe: I don't want to bother you with my ptoblems. You probably have no time for this. You would need the time for doing something more important.
Piper: That's not what I meant, Phoebe. I'm sorry. It was good that you came to us. And you really have no idea what the message could be?
Phoebe: Oh well, maybe there's something wrong with him.
Piper: Who?
Phoebe: Cole. Where has he been?
Piper: In limbo. What do you mean?
Phoebe: Maybe he can get out of it.
Leo: That's impossible. Nobody can. He's damned to pass ages there.
Phoebe: It wouldn't be the first time him coming back.
Paige: No, it wouldn't. Are you sure, Phoebe?
Phoebe: I can't think of a different explanation.
Piper: But how. I mean, it isn't very easy, is it?
Leo: No, It's not but there are always ways.
Phoebe: Let's check the Book.
Piper: I hoped so much we would be spared with it. (They stand up and walk past dining room into the Foyer. Cole's standing there, grinning.) You again!
(Phoebe passes out. Piper catches her.)
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